Window on Main Street: Theories behind the naming of cars, in advance of CLE car show

I have often wondered, and perhaps you have too, how car models are named and who names them and, after careful consideration, I have come up with a theory.

Naming rights go to a panel of hyperactive teenaged boys possessed of wild imaginations, abiding love of and admiration for superhero action movies and future champion of their high school’s winner of their yearbook “class clown” competition.